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Ranking the American Gladiators by bangability
Ranking the American Gladiators by bangability "Jobs are for poor people , I'm a rich person who doesn't have any money - there's a difference ." - Jackie Burkhart Wouldn't it be hilarious if I met someone and fell in love and then SHE told ME that she wasn't interested in a serious relationship and it broke my heart and destroyed me emotionally and it took years for me to get over it - which I never really would ? That would be classic . This morning I was shouting at my yoga app because it wasn't working right and I needed to do my morning routine and my wife says to me "Are you supposed to be getting so mad ? I think you're doing yoga wrong" and so I shouted at her "Shut up or I'll bury you alive !!!" As I was getting out the shovel I realized she was right . Also I'm not married . The other day my best pal was talking about flirting in her blog and I realized that that is yet another way in which I am deficient - I couldn't flirt my way out of a paper bag . I'm not sure I've ever tried . I certainly wouldn't know what to do in the least . But perhaps even worse is that I am also a bad firtee . It's rare enough but usually when a woman flirts with me I don't even notice until someone says later "40 she was flirting with you" although it's possible they're lying . That would be kind of funny . And if I do realize a lady is flirting with me invariably it makes me angry because there's only two reason for that - either they're trying to manipulate me or they just feel sorry for me . Either way fuck that noise . "40 there's a third option , what about women who are just flirty and it has nothing to do with you ?" I hadn't consider that . Fuck that too . Many a year ago I had a temp job with an insurance company processing claims - I was the BEST at it as I am at everything I do . Things were going along swimmingly until CORPORATE RESTRUCTURING and I got a new boss . At first things were fine but as the months went on she started acting squirrelly - and I DON'T mean she was after my nuts (which was too bad I tell you what) . One day after I got home from work the temp agency had left a message for me telling me assignment had been terminated . I called the HR lady to ask why and she told me about this fight I had with said boss - that had never happened . Turned out she was seriously bonkers and had stopped taking her meds . But she got back on the meds and admitted that she had let me go for no reason . BUT she wasn't going to bring me back because "I should be in a better job anyway" . I seriously hated that bitch . Still do . I wish I knew where she lived so I could throw a wasp nest in her kitchen while she's making bacon in the nude . Making me a jobless loser is somehow doing ME a favor ? Fuck you lady . But as usual I have realized that I am exactly like her . How so ? Many (but less) years ago I dated this great lady . She wanted to move in together and I was like "nah" so we broke up . And I thought to myself "It's for the best , she deserves better anyway" . Which even if true (and it was) is some straight up condescending bullshit . Like I know what's best for her . #1 Most Bangable - Zap , because of that time her top got pulled down and we all saw her goods and because of the time it almost happened again . Tie for #2 Most Bangable - All the rest except Jazz #3 Most Bangable - Jazz , it's funny I'm attracted to black women and I'm attracted to athletic women but I'm not attracted to athletic black women . Except Serena Williams of course . Sidenote "Jazz" is the default name for black lady wrestlers who can't come up with a better name . They've been at least 10-12 . Racist ? I know what you're thinking "40 isn't Goliath the most bangable gladiator ?" And the answer is no because I said AMERICAN gladiators and he was on the British one . I keep getting porn spam about "Magician Dommes" - I don't know why but it seems perfectly natural to me that magicians would be into bondage . It just seems to make sense you know ? Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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All the targeting ads coming at me the past few weeks are for Fashion Nova - why ? What did I do ? Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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Obviously you'll be doing yoga wrong until you get yourself a pair of silly legwarmers like that chick is wearing. Hehehe! I'm also somewhat deficient in my flirt mojo, but unlike you I view that as something that should be corrected, not a "fuck that" situation.
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can you flirt if it's not in person.....like via text or in emails? ps is there a link for magical doms or only dommes? i'm sort of looking You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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