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good questions...care to answer? Lists 17 Real-Life Would-You-Rathers I, a Woman, Have Had to Ask Myself ISABELLA GIOVANNINI author 1. Would you rather have a career or a family? 2. Would you rather be perceived as likable or competent? 3. Would you rather be told to smile or to calm down? 4. Would you rather be called “Sweetie” or “Ma’am”? 5. Would you rather have a strange man lightly touch your knee or the small of your back? 6. Would you rather spend the rest of your life explaining why you don’t want or why you don’t want his dick pic? 7. Would you rather be “shrill” but finish your sentence or polite but interrupted by your male colleague? 8. Would you rather shoot literal botulism into your face or look your real age, you hag? 9. Would you rather breastfeed your in public like a or feed your toxic commercial formula like a terrible mother? 10. Would you rather be groped in a bus or groped in a bar, and also what were you wearing, you filthy skank? 11. Would you rather be blamed for your partner’s affair because you’re frigid and have too little sex or blamed for your sexual assault because you’re slutty and have too much sex? 12. Would you rather accept societal messaging that tells women they have to compete against each other for men, jobs, and who wore it better, or reject that messaging and support women, you ugly man-hating feminist? 13. Would you rather get your period, which is dirty and shameful and gross and must be hidden at all costs, or not get your period, which means you are not a “real” woman, whether that’s because you’re postmenopausal or you’re trans or you have a medical condition, you bloodless, barren, good-for-nothing crone? 14. Would you rather be vilified for your choice to have an abortion, you selfish, godless baby-killer, or become a mother in America, the only developed nation without paid maternity leave and one of only thirteen countries in the world where maternal mortality rates are rising, especially for black women, who are almost four times more likely than white women to die of pregnancy-related causes, but shut up about health care already, you entitled, hysterical, overemotional, elitist shrew? 15. Would you rather try to take out a loan for your small business, even though female-owned businesses get 4% of all money given out in small business loans and male-owned businesses get the other 96%, or try to take out a loan for your college education, which will probably need to be bigger than the average man’s loan because your family is statistically less likely to have saved money for your lady-education, and which you’ll have more trouble paying back than men do because you’re making 80 cents on his dollar — 54 cents if you are Latina — which means you can’t pay off the loan as fast, which means you accrue more and more interest, which means more and more debt, which means more and more trouble paying it off, which means more and more trouble accumulating wealth over your lifetime, which means a bigger and bigger gender wealth gap, but why do you women hold 2/3 of all outstanding student loan debt, you dumb, ditzy, irrational, hormonal bimbos? 16. Would you rather realize you’ve spent way too much time writing a list of Catch-22s women face in 21st-century America, but you could still keep going because sexism is all around you all the time always any time you step outside, or realize you honestly don’t even know where your own internalized sexism ends because this patriarchal society is the only one you’ve ever known and what if someday everyone of every gender and color was equal but also is that even possible given the entrenched forces of capitalism and the inherent selfishness of human nature and let’s be real right now it’s hard to imagine what that utopian egalitarian feminist society would even look like and you’re just so so tired, you frumpy, melodramatic, PMS-ing, bossy, ball-busting bitch? i found this and was cry laughing by the end but that's because as a woman i get to so don't think you'll win any favor by snorking it up men. this is real shit. funny shit but real shit.  oh shit...……….we You cannot conceive the many without the one. |
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been an interesting week - just don't push me. You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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Nolite te bastardes carborundorum. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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7/27/2018 12:51 pm |
lol leave it to the simple mind of Gay Girl Date members to even ask these questions and make it about what you would or would not prefer its a sex site what do you expect from women on here...most either lay on their backs and accept what comes or kneel in front of some guy and have their asses slapped or grabbed by the hair and forced to suck them off as opposed to wanting to do it because you either like doing it or would do it because you want to do it as lady like as possible..lol..if that's really possible..women will kneel as long as men want them to...no matter what we prefer or accept men will still win out in the end ...
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That is one of my favorite memes...  As I started reading my first thought was "why do I have to choose?" Then it was "why only one or the other"...why can't I have both? Or neither?? By the end...I'm thinking, right on, sister! And I wouldn't even consider myself a feminist...not that I support any of the male-centric shit that she points out, but I just tend not to apply labels and categorize people. That is how we get the "us" and "them" thing going, and there is too much hate in the world that results. Oh...now I'm thinking, we....it's Friday, I don't want to think, lol. Great post. Thank you for sharing this...I enjoyed and appreciated it.  "Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black
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#15 is somewhat of an odd question for that first bit. Why is taking out a loan considered a good thing? If you can run a business without having to sever out a chunk of your revenue to the banks to pay back a loan, why is that a bad thing...for the business? I understand that the banks love to boast about how much money they rake in on interest payments and tax write off loans that were defaulted, but that's not exactly a benefit that trickles down to the ones paying the interest. Now, if it was percentage of women owned small businesses who asked for a loan and were rejected compared to male owned businesses, there may be something with substance to fight for there, but that's not a statistic that is tracked or reported for some odd reason.
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1. Neither 2. Competent 3. Calm down 4. Ma'am 5. Knee 6. Kids 7. Shrill 8. Hag 9. Toxins 10. Bus 11. Affair 12. Compete 13. No period 14. vilified 15. Small business 16. The second thing Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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1. Would you rather have a career or family. I have a family so probably a career. 2. Would you rather be perceived as likable or competent? Likable 3. Would you rather be told to smile or to calm down? Smile 4. Would you rather be called “Sweetie” or “Ma’am”? Sweetie 5. Would you rather have a strange man lightly touch your knee or the small of your back? Neither, but I will choose knee 6. Would you rather spend the rest of your life explaining why you don’t want kids or why you don’t want his dick pic? Dick Pic 7. Would you rather be “shrill” but finish your sentence or polite but interrupted by your male colleague? Polite 8. Would you rather shoot literal botulism into your face or look your real age, you hag? Real Age as I don't look my age.. 9. Would you rather breastfeed your child in public like a whore or feed your child toxic commercial formula like a terrible mother? I fed my kids formula as I had two very close together. 10. Would you rather be groped in a bus or groped in a bar, and also what were you wearing, you filthy skank? On a bus pants and a top. 11. Would you rather be blamed for your partner’s affair because you’re frigid and have too little sex or blamed for your sexual assault because you’re slutty and have too much sex? Partners Affair 12. Would you rather accept societal messaging that tells women they have to compete against each other for men, jobs, and who wore it better, or reject that messaging and support women, you ugly man-hating feminist? Reject the messaging 13. Would you rather get your period, which is dirty and shameful and gross and must be hidden at all costs, or not get your period, which means you are not a “real” woman, whether that’s because you’re postmenopausal or you’re trans or you have a medical condition, you bloodless, barren, good-for-nothing crone? Get my period 14. Would you rather be vilified for your choice to have an abortion, you selfish, godless baby-killer, or become a mother in America, the only developed nation without paid maternity leave and one of only thirteen countries in the world where maternal mortality rates are rising, especially for black women, who are almost four times more likely than white women to die of pregnancy-related causes, but shut up about health care already, you entitled, hysterical, overemotional, elitist shrew? I am a mother 15. Would you rather try to take out a loan for your small business, even though female-owned businesses get 4% of all money given out in small business loans and male-owned businesses get the other 96%, or try to take out a loan for your college education, which will probably need to be bigger than the average man’s loan because your family is statistically less likely to have saved money for your lady-education, and which you’ll have more trouble paying back than men do because you’re making 80 cents on his dollar — 54 cents if you are Latina — which means you can’t pay off the loan as fast, which means you accrue more and more interest, which means more and more debt, which means more and more trouble paying it off, which means more and more trouble accumulating wealth over your lifetime, which means a bigger and bigger gender wealth gap, but why do you women hold 2/3 of all outstanding student loan debt, you dumb, ditzy, irrational, hormonal bimbos? Take a loan out for a business 16. Would you rather realize you’ve spent way too much time writing a list of Catch-22s women face in 21st-century America, but you could still keep going because sexism is all around you all the time always any time you step outside, or realize you honestly don’t even know where your own internalized sexism ends because this patriarchal society is the only one you’ve ever known and what if someday everyone of every gender and color was equal but also is that even possible given the entrenched forces of capitalism and the inherent selfishness of human nature and let’s be real right now it’s hard to imagine what that utopian egalitarian feminist society would even look like and you’re just so so tired, you frumpy, melodramatic, PMS-ing, bossy, ball-busting bitch? I am a nice bitch so the latter..lol..this is too much!!! Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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This really tied me up after the PEAT post and sent me hunting for my dram glass!!! Where did this stuff come from??? I wanted to answer it but I consider my time on earth valuable. I am competent, I am not a mom, I do not want any Dicpics, I smile a lot and I am 99% polite. And that's about all the world needs to know. IF they get really nosey, I have no qualms about letting it all out- DUCK (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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ok... some of these comments make me wonder if people have any brain cells left in their noggin. gonna slowly back away here.  (hug)
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7/28/2018 8:09 am |
Ironic humor is a cruel bitch. Shit may be funny, but in the end it's still shit.
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7/28/2018 2:12 pm |
lately i seem to have lots my attention span. have no fucking clue as to why.. my head and mind are fill with so much shit.. oh well, maybe after nov. i ll be back to answer this.. would love to help you have an easier time being nasty. LOL face piles of trials with smiles.. MOODY BLUES please feel free to visit my blog happy blogging
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I give points to the two people so far who actually answered. As for me by question #2 I started going back and forth between feeling intensely uncomfortable and feeling rageful. I have to say though. like HeartCollector I feel like I've been awfully fortunate. Yay for government work. And for having older siblings who helpfully provided grandchildren so that I didn't have to feel like a failure for not contributing any.   
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all good questions here wicked. I love life as it is hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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We're women. Our choices are never easy. hugs. Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety. Other women cloy The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry Where most she satisfies. For vilest things Become themselves in her, that the holy priests Bless her when she is riggish. ~~ from Antony & Cleopatra
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I couldn't find anything to laugh about here. So sad, but true. Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.
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wickedeasy replies on 7/30/2018 12:09 pm: "no one thought this was hilarious? I did" Yeah... well, welcome to that club. I've done lots of posts I thought were comic genius only to be slapped down or worse, have readers back away scratching their heads. Let me pose it to you this way: Women can read this, identify with it and laugh, but if you're male and laugh at it you might carried away in a body bag, if not by wicked then by another reader. I get it- the reality is both awful and hilarious. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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