Good looking... decent looking... okay she's carrying the load (generally daily) while he's got some decent skills to make up for his hair loss. This is our, we aren't that serious phase, which is step 8 I think in accepting that this site is a lot of fun, despite the negatives that happen. We're professionals, serious people, which is why this is good, to let loose a little steam... I mean... its white... steam is white...its an analogy... work with it. 420 friendly after being a little uptight about it when we were both younger. Married, but more importantly, we've buried stuff 6ft deep together.. and I'm not talking about our emotions. We don't get on this as often as we like. As we posted in our title, not our first account, probably not our last... but life... employent... the wife... all of these come first... sometimes more than once...before this place. We text we meet we fuck... in that order... and probably in order of magnitudes decreasing... we're old fashioned... no mercy fucks... no pity fucks... no take one for the team fucks because one of us is really attracted to one or the other. We think dick pics next to objects are some of the best things about the site. It's comforting to know that men care enough to let you know what you can expect... but generally we can all wait.. however, in tribute (different kind of tribute) of all the bizarre photos on this site... we shall probably, maybe only do the same... its not actually representative of who we are except to say... we really don't give a fuck... and we're humble enough to say, we know we're a lot of fun. Also that 35% of you won't get us, nor believe a lot is actually two different words. Good luck in your search!

My Ideal Person It would be a couple. Soft swap. Hard swap...there better be hardness people... no ten minute sessions... our age plus or minus 10? But if anyone of us could belong in a parent-child scenario... keep it clean people - we're basically 50 here... then its probably not so good.

Sexy is in. What's sexy? Your mind... yes... personality counts... and if you can count all your remaining teeth, on your fingers and toes... we don't care about your personality... its a cruel world... and we're okay being a part of it. The male has always had a weakness for the pre-diabetic (this didn't use to be a term), and the female for intelligent smart fellows that have some meat on the bones. All of your bones fellows... ALL OF THEM... in other words... wait... you know where this is heading... generally proof is given up front (whether we ask for it or not), but before we meet there will be a meat discussion.

Men : grooming, manners, and the ability to pretend you aren't dieing to get inside of her anyway you can... is very attractive. It's a sex site... guess what we're here for... and yes, we can actually wait and never bring it up in conversation during the first meet. The first meet is the audition for... y'know... the-acts-that-shall-not-be-named-before-we-finish-the-second-drink.

No single men at this time, but I know it won't stop you. Single women... I guess... for her... I also enjoy Wordle, and Manga online... so I'll always have something to do.

Couples who are actually two people... we encourage you to reach out. We aren't so bold to post our photos up here. I really think my Aunt is on this site... It can get weird... is this a genetic thing, cause it freaks me out sometimes... but if you don't have your pics showing... never hurts to show how real you are right from the beginning during the opening introduction.