This is the bit where you were expecting me to tell you how big my cock is and how I can keep it going all night long but how I'm that little bit better than the rest. You were expecting me to tell you that I know how to fuck a woman - well if I ever meet two women that are the same maybe I'll be able to put that to the test. You were expecting me to tell you that I give great cunnilingus - I do but I'd rather you sucked my cock. You were expecting me to tell you that I'm a real man - I killed a bear once just by looking at it - but with a slow, tender side at the same time - I made a girl have a multiple orgasm just by looking at her clit. You were expecting me to tell you that I'm open-minded and that I'm going to teach you new things. You were expecting me to tell you that I like doing it outdoors - nothing like a fuck in the garden before getting the bread and papers to clear out the cobwebs. What I am expecting is some NSA fun. I have great expectations...